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Although I rarely post pictures of myself "I'm a little camera shy. lol"...I thought I'd share these particular pics, in which I just happened to "although completely by accident" to hurt the crappity, crap crap out of myself. lol
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I consider myself very fortunate in that my little accidents could have been much worse.
One of my second cousins,when he was a kid, was jumping off a porch...he was attempting to jump as far as he could. The only problem was that there was a water pipe sticking out of the ground right where he was jumping. Well as one might guess, he landed directly on the pipe and bent the you know what out of it "he was a pretty heavy kid" Needless to say...he lost his virginity that day.lol
I realize it's kinda insensitive to laugh at his expense, but when I heard the story...I really couldn't help myself. He couldn't sleep on his back, he couldn't sit down on a chair or couch, he couldn't go poop or even fart cause it hurt so much. lol
One of my second cousins,when he was a kid, was jumping off a porch...he was attempting to jump as far as he could. The only problem was that there was a water pipe sticking out of the ground right where he was jumping. Well as one might guess, he landed directly on the pipe and bent the you know what out of it "he was a pretty heavy kid" Needless to say...he lost his virginity that day.lol
I realize it's kinda insensitive to laugh at his expense, but when I heard the story...I really couldn't help myself. He couldn't sleep on his back, he couldn't sit down on a chair or couch, he couldn't go poop or even fart cause it hurt so much. lol